I'm going to try to start writing again. I do occasionally have thoughts that I'd like to record for my memory-challenged self. One change I'm making is that I'm turning off the anonymous comments, because all I get are random Bible verses or nasty notes about my kids. Seriously, people, you have nothing better to do?
To kickstart the restart, I'll leave you with some of D's greatest hits of the summer, reposted from facebook:
- Insults the kids traded today: "You like Abraham Lincoln." "You like Jomo Kenyatta. " "You're a butler."
- D: Do you get how flexible you are from your first parents? Me: Yes, it's genetic. D: Genetic? I thought it was gymnastics.
- D has invented a country called D_land. It has a lot of billboards, and people there are greedy. Its current president is named San DeMoy. The country fought a civil war in 1961 over how to share the country's three mountains.
- D, yelling out from the bathroom: "White men, you've had your turn!"
- D is going to get a job that he describes as "I will look at people's belly buttons and screw them."
oh my gosh, those last two made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteand seriously, nasty comments about your kids?!, please turn that off, nobody needs to see that crap
He's a funny little guy.
DeleteIn the past I've deleted the nasty comments, but now I won't have to see them either and I can pretend the world is full of nice people.
They are hilarious! Glad to see you back. And dang, there is no shortage of people trolling the internet with waaay too much free time.
ReplyDeleteYou got one on your last post, didn't you?
DeleteLol!It is so nice to hear that they are playing together. So fun.
ReplyDeleteIt really is great. :)
DeleteSounds like you might need to have the sex talk before he tries to screw someone in the belly button! Oh, and I'd love to read your George Zimmerman post. Email it to me.
ReplyDeleteNothing earth-shattering. Just trying to wrap my head around it. I'll send it to you.
DeleteI said recently to a friend, I'm quitting those big large adoption group forums mostly because I feel like we are just living our regular ordinary lives....adoption is one small piece in the big wheel of our family.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteIf I get my act together, I think I will have three non-adoption-related postings in a row. D is a hoot. And A's writing was phenomenal. And every summer gets busier than the one before.
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to see a post from you! I totally understand the feeling that you're having - that you have a family, not so much an adoptive family - and I'm glad to hear you're feeling that way. It shows you have all come a long way. Love the funnies from your boys, too! (And sorry about the trolls - who knows how people have the time or energy or motivation for that crap.)
ReplyDeleteOh, I am so glad that you recorded D's greatest hits. I feel like, "You're a butler," has great insult potential. Next time someone on the bus overshares their overzealous opinions, I might have to try it out. Tell D thanks for the idea.
ReplyDeleteLove this post--and I feel the same way about blogging. Feels weird and good at the same time. And sorry about the trolls--I had one early on and it was upsetting. You boys are hilarious. :-)
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